I’ve got an idea for a movie. Well, I don’t actually know what the movie would be about, but I do know who the characters will be. I envision a major motion picture featuring my favorite characters from tv commercials. Here’s the rundown:
Flo from Progressive
The redhead from the Wendy’s commercials-I call her Faux Wendy.
The guy who talks to the children in the AT&T commercials
Dennis Haysbert-the Allstate guy
I don’t know what the situation would be. Maybe they would fight crime. Of course they would fight crime; what else is there to do in a movie?
This wouldn’t be a good movie. I’m the only person in the world who could possibly like it, and I really don’t think I would like it. Nevertheless, I will dream about this movie until they stop airing these commercials, and I’ve moved on to other characters.
By the way, I was thinking of including the Geico gecko, but I decided not to. I probably couldn’t afford to pay him.